We Are Currently....

Indisposed.... um, On Hiatus... er, Out of the Office... ahem, Lunching with somebody important... [covering our eyes], On Vacation... OK, we're actually looking for more stuff to make fun of... or maybe windsurfing on Mars...

Oh, Hell with it! We're hiding out because we're...

Under surveillance by GIA...

As you can easily see, GIA has its people ALL OVER JeezeLaWeeze.com. They're even hiding in the shredder bins... dummies.


(pssst... GIA is a fictitious organization.)

Buh-bye now...